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This soft, vintage-style tee carries a bold, sarcastic attitude—perfect for mornings when caffeine is the only negotiation you’ll make. The faded-print design mixes retro pin-up vibes with cheeky lettering that reads like an inside joke for anyone who wakes up on the wrong side of cheerfulness. Lightweight and breathable, it layers easily under a cardigan or wears alone for lounging, coffee runs, or low-effort weekend plans. The feel is relaxed, the look intentionally lived-in, and the message clear: this shirt does the talking when you don’t want to.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color blend)
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape
- Print methods: DTG for main art, DTF for sleeve and neck label details
- OEKO-TEX® certified and meets EU safety standards; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Funny Coffee T-Shirt "I Don't Rise & Shine, I Caffeinate & Hate Everyone" Graphic Black Tee
$24.00
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color blend)
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape
- Print methods: DTG for main art, DTF for sleeve and neck label details
- OEKO-TEX® certified and meets EU safety standards; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean